Everyone always wants to lose weight. I wrote about it in an earlier piece. I have lost a total of 2 pounds since that post. But that doesn't account for the 5 pounds I gained, so I guess I'm still up 3?
But I digress...
I want to go on "The Biggest Loser." Not for the big prize at the end. Just for a week! Those people lose amazing amounts of weight in the first few weeks they're there. I want to lose 20 pounds. That would make me thinner than I've ever been. Well, except at birth. But then I could "eat" a little, and if I gained a pound or two or three, it's not the end of the world. I wonder if they'd take me for a week?
I'd be willing to wear a fat suit, just to fake them out. I'd even expose myself on national TV. Voted off for cheating? No problem! Please just give me that week!
But I digress...
I want to go on "The Biggest Loser." Not for the big prize at the end. Just for a week! Those people lose amazing amounts of weight in the first few weeks they're there. I want to lose 20 pounds. That would make me thinner than I've ever been. Well, except at birth. But then I could "eat" a little, and if I gained a pound or two or three, it's not the end of the world. I wonder if they'd take me for a week?
I'd be willing to wear a fat suit, just to fake them out. I'd even expose myself on national TV. Voted off for cheating? No problem! Please just give me that week!
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